Christmas is here and slay queens are soon packing their bags to go to the village for Christmas. Yeah, many don’t want to but that’s what the budget will dictate and they will have no option especially when Mr. Sponsor decides to be with baby mama or also travel to visit his upcountry farm with his kids.
Dear slay queen, when you go the village, these are what you ought to avoid.
1.Taking no selfies with the hut and family dog in the background. Please do. We want to see your roots and your jajja.
2. Facebooking in church and giving no offertory
2. Walking while swinging mineral water yet borehole is a few metres away
3. Speaking a mixture of English and their mother tongue to even the elderly
4. Asking for Ciroc, Jameson, Johnnie Walker and Singleton in their local pubs
5. Asking for a fork and knife during food time
6. Bringing little shopping and carrying everything from the farm when coming back to the city
7. Asking to be escorted to the toilet with a torch yet you can comfortably spot the pit with their legs
8. Faking fear against the family dog
9. Looking around for a swimming pool yet there are plenty of over flowing rivers around
10. Wanting to associate only with other “bana-Kampala”.