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The Annual Lies We Tell Ourselves: A Ugandan New Year Tale

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Hilarious memes inspired by Museveni’s “Indian Ocean Claim”

Court jails two men for plotting to kill the President using witchcraft; they were caught with a live chameleon in a bottle and an animal tail

Football match suspended after bees invade stadium

PHOTOS: Ugandans express their humour on jerseys at CHAN

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School faces backlash for punishing students with ‘humiliating’ haircuts

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NRM primaries photos already winning the ‘meme election’

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High Court in Jinja dissolves 14-year marriage after woman confesses she never loved the man but only agreed to marry him for shelter and food

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Dry replies and broken hearts: Twitter thread exposes how love is humbling the romantically hopeful

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Woman makes rare gesture, congratulates husband for marrying second wife; social media reacts with ‘shock and praise’

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Prof. Barnabas Nawangwe.

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Internet roasts Makerere VC Nawangwe for failing Chemistry at A-Level: Memes and jokes take over!

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February 10, 2025

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Pastor Martin Ssempa.

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Marriage Bill: Pastor Ssempa asks Parliament to legalise polygamy in Christian marriages, also suggests additional clause requiring couples to fulfil their conjugal obligations at least three times per week

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February 7, 2025

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Rooster fake death on the lawn

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Two boys bury chicken in neighbor’s compound but leave a notice claiming they buried a baby

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January 28, 2025

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LOL! Social media laughs as ‘entrepreneur’ advertises his business selling new and used coffins

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January 21, 2025

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Fruit vendor Night Ampulire’s gifted pickup truck reported missing

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January 20, 2025

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