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LOL! Social media laughs as ‘entrepreneur’ advertises his business selling new and used coffins

Matooke Republic by Matooke Republic
January 21, 2025
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Social media erupted in laughter after a user on X (formerly Twitter) boldly “advertised” their rather unusual business: selling new and used coffins. Yes, you read that right—used coffins.

It all began when someone innocently posted, “I sell spare parts, what do you sell?” While most responses were straightforward, promoting their businesses, one particular reply stood out and grabbed everyone’s attention.

Ntunda Coffin empya nenkadde pic.twitter.com/PqUI21lpyn

— 𝗘𝘆𝗮𝗹𝗶𝗯𝘄𝗮𝗺𝘂 𝗢𝗹𝘂𝗸𝘄𝗲 𝗻𝗮𝘀𝗶𝗹𝗶𝗸𝗮 (@MawulaJames) January 20, 2025

Curious (and slightly concerned) netizens couldn’t resist asking the obvious question: “Where exactly do you get used coffins?” The response? “They’re UK used.” That’s right—imported, pre-loved coffins. Because, why not?

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The hilarity didn’t end there. One user jokingly suggested the business needed to be thoroughly investigated. The self-proclaimed entrepreneur coolly responded, claiming they had a proper KCCA license. After all, even coffin sales need to be above board.

Another user, clearly impressed, exclaimed, “We’ve all been hustling for money, but you, sir, are a whole discovery!”

The tweet has since gone viral, leaving many questioning their life choices—and perhaps reconsidering the true meaning of “second-hand.”

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