Trust Sheila Gashumba’s elusive boyfriend God’s Plan (Marcus Ali Lwanga) to only speak thunderstorms whenever he chooses to open his mouth about his relationship with the self-proclaimed ‘Lil Stunner.’
Speaking to Matooke Republic this morning, God’s Plan has revealed that his between-the-sheets efforts with Sheila have finally yielded something mega, as he said that yesterday doctors confirmed Sheila is carrying his triplets! Not just one baby, not two, but three!
A proud God’s Plan told us: “I’m not surprised an inch that Sheila is carrying three children for me. I’m a sniper, a sharp-shooter, I don’t miss when I pull the trigger. And Sheila has now proved he is a fantastic goalkeeper, a fruitful tree.”
God’s Plan went as far as revealing three boys’ and three girls’ names from which the couple will choose names for their babies once they arrive, depending ont heir sexes which still can’t be told because the pregnancy is still very young.
“The three girls’ names we have chosen are Kardash, Arbella and Ariella. And the boys’ names are Frank, Morgan and Marcus Junior,” God’s Plan said.
(This story is actually ‘Fake News’ in respect of April 1st Fool’s Day.)