Gay students rank their universities

Gay people in Uganda are slowly sneaking their wicked habits and we pray that God doesn’t get away with us like he did with the people of Sodom and Gomorrah. Although much hated by many people, gay people, even from the sewers are trying to make an impact.

Today, we look at the different universities in Uganda pointing out which one has the coolest, sleekest, and most intelligent gay students (In order);

Makerere University (MAK); It’s no surprise that one of Africa’s greatest education institutions is crawling with the coolest and most intelligent gay students. According to the ‘Gay Tamale Mirundi’ in 2014, Makerere has a classy gay community although they are hard to spot. Peter, a gay activist in MAK asserts that there is no university with cooler pips than Makerere University.

Makerere University Business School (MUBS); According to many people, this institution should have come first, but our snoops think otherwise. Well as the gay community at MUBS is legit, they are fight each other on a daily basis. Remember the classy Alistair Kiyingi that was once arrested after being tricked by a girl that pretended to be a guy- yeah, he hails from here. Classy!

Uganda Christian University (UCU); Christian establishment? Yes. But that doesn’t stop the vice from trickling through it. Although the ‘Gay Tamale Mirundi’s’ research in 2014, states that the gay students in UCU were cute but lacked class, this has stood the test of time and times have changed. They now come in at number three.

International University of East Africa (IUEA) and Kampala International University (KIU); When you swing by Kabalagala on any random Friday, Saturday or Sunday night, you might think that it’s the capital city of the gay community- we assume most of these are students from IUEA and KIU especially since they are mostly foreigners. Well, although some seem to be selling themselves by the road side, most of them are classy, and intelligent, a snoop revealed.

Many other universities have these characters who many refer to as a disgrace to the human race regardless of the fact that we are now trying to forge a relationship with them. However, the other universities can’t really make it to this list.

Alistair


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